Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
One person says, "Hey, make me a sandwich." The other looks at them, "Okay? Poof! You're a sandwich."
I am very fortunate to be pen pals with my Grandma. She likes to include various jokes in her letters. I didn't want to risk the funny jokes being buried in my blog, so I made a separate one for what she would send me. I started adding other humorous sayings as I came across them. When I have a tough day, I look back at these and have a good chuckle.